The two best animal agents in Hollywood who just lost their biggest client, ZuZu the Horse. Devastated and desperate, brothers and cocaine addicts Richard and Dickard Bust must use every trick in the book to find the next top animal actor.

Join New York’s premiere unhinged comedy squad, Varejao, and a team of guests, experts and friends, as they embark on a mission to make sports fascinating.

This month: Sports Branding! 

Featuring guest panelists:

Aaron Jackson (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper)
Dewayne Perkins (The Break with Michelle Wolf)
Brielle DeMirjian (UCBT)
Branson Reese (Cartoon Network)
Maggie Widdoes (Dead Meet)

From the very beginning, sports teams have needed way to stand out, build pride and spread team spirit. Some have been blessed with timeless aesthetics, but many others remain in an endless search for something that doesn’t look like complete ass. 100 years in and mistakes have been made and traditions doubled-down on: Why is a team called the JAZZ in Utah? Why do the White Sox wear literal black sox? And what the hell is a Laker?

Come drink and laugh with us as we praise the good and roast the bad and test two teams—including working graphic designers and comedians who will let us know what’s what—with games and trivia about what we force our jocks to wear.

Mascots, logos, uniforms—we cover it all in a night that is going to inform, shock and ultimately dismay you.


Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 7:30pm
Tickets: $10 adv / $12 door 
21+
 

Caveat presents
Physical Education: The World’s Worst Opening Night

Join New York’s premiere unhinged comedy squad, Varejao, and a team of guests, experts and friends, as they embark on a mission to make sports fascinating. 

No more snoozing when dad’s got golf on. No more Super Bowl Sundays spent secure in a bunker. It’s time to learn about the obscure, the wild, the human, and the heartfelt. It’s time to learn to love both the player and the game!

This month’s game: BASEBALL

Enjoy a night of schadenfreude and fun as Varejao, with all of baseball history as its material, attempts to create the worst baseball game of all time. Joined by a panel of hilarious guests, come see how we construct the biggest sports fiasco imaginable!

Doors: 9:00pm, Show start: 9:30pm
Tickets: $10 adv / $12 door
21+

Please note: this event is mixed seated and standing room. Seats are first-come first-serve.

ABOUT THE HOSTS:

Ben Stanton is a comedian writing and performing all the time right here in New York City. He performs regularly with house teams at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and is hard at work adding untitled documents to a folder called, “TV Pilots?”. Ben graduated with degrees in acting from Boston University and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts and can be seen all around town pretty much not using them at all.

Sam Naismith is a Philadelphia born writer/performer who moved to New York in 2014 and will die in New York in 2034. Sam is a contributor at Funny or Die but spends most of his time hacking the stock market. Sam was a member of legendary UCB Lloyd team, “Steakhouse”.

Ben and Sam are two parts of the sketch comedy and improv dynamo,Varejão, which also includes comedians Dan Lee, Bob Vulfov, and Max Knoblauch. Whaoh! That’s the team that’s hosting this very show! Varejao members’ work can be seen all over, including McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Funny or Die, The New Yorker, Mashable, UCB’s Lloyd Night and Harold Night, The monthly variety show Asian AF (hosted by Dan Lee) and Netflix.